A while ago, Joey instructed me to contribute to the Lackawanna Review or face certain death. Admittedly, I’ve been so busy treading water in a sea of retarded sexuality and bad poetry that it’s taken me some time to get started on this blog. Also, Timmie’s AIDS-capade in Senegal slowed things up, since he couldn’t grant me contributor rights until a few minutes ago. Apparently, they don’t have computers in Africa, or New Rochelle.

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